Just imagine how BRILLIANT it must be to be held responsible for the break-up of a really famous celebrity couple. Just think about that. You. There in your soiled dungarees, aimlessly chewing your hand. You. Breaking up some really famous people and making them HATE each other.
God. That’d be amazing.
However, Sara Leal – the lass who is being blamed for Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore?s split when really, it is quite obviously Kutcher’s fault -? isn’t too thrilled about the whole thing, offering mealy mouthed musings on the whole circus that followed her allowing the Two And A Half Men star to put his thingy in her doo-dah. NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
Leal says that she had ?no idea? what would happen after she ALLEGEDLY (yes, we still have to say that, regrettably) sexed with Ashton and claims her life has fallen apart in the aftermath.
She told Fox News:
“It was insane. I had no idea what I was getting myself into. It might have seemed like I was asking for it, but I wasn?t. My dad wouldn't even talk to me, and I got a lot of disturbing phone calls, even from my friends’ parents.”
“I got fired from my job. I am no longer friends with my best friend who was my roommate because it caused so many problems and I had to move out.”
“I wasn?t working for two months, and I only just started working three weeks ago.”
Waa! Boohoo! If that were us, we’d be touting ourselves around to the highest bidder and generally lording it up like nobodies business! Apparently, she wouldn’t have had sex with him if she’d known the truth:
“I don't watch television and I read very few magazines. It never crossed my mind that he was married. But then he said he was separated, which still doesn't make things okay, but I wasn?t thinking clearly.”
?He was a good looking guy and it was stupid. When people say to me ?I can't believe you did that?, I want to say back that most 22-year-old girls in my position would have done the same thing.?
Or, more appropriately and justly, if she DID know who he was and fancied having sex with someone famous, and to hell with his dumb marriage, she was quite right to go ahead and rag his peabrains out. She doesn’t owe Demi Moore a damn thing.
Ashton Kutcher, crucially, did.
So, Sara Leal, can we have a bit more sass and bile please? Sod Christian America. They probably hate you anyway.