Ashton Kutcher is getting a (let us sing it together) D.I.V.O.R.C.E. handed to him by Demi Moore after she found out that he’d been thumbing his winky into a young woman on the famous couple’s wedding anniversary.
Not surprising really, right?
Well, Sara Leal – the girl who received Kutch’s thrutches – has been asked if she feels responsible for the breakdown of a relationship that enchanted literally tens of people across the world.
Leal, collared by TMZ in an airport or something, got asked questions about the event and the notion that it was ALL HER FAULT was thrown at her.
Naturally, she said that she wasn’t, pointing out that she felt nothing more than a…
“bump in the road.”
That vaguely sounds like a sexual act, which is enough to prompt the faintest of humour in our hollow minds.
Anyway, you don’t have to read our stupid words. You can watch this video. Feel free to think ‘Oh, she looks more attractive in a moving image than she did in that Facebook photograph everyone passed around online when the story broke.’
Or not.