Samy Naceri? Who in shit’s name is he? Well, he’s an actor who was in Taxi and Days of Glory? Okay? Just that justify him being on these pages? It shouldn’t matter really as he’s got arrested for flashing, which is hilarious.
That’s right, while dealing with autograph hunters, Samy decided to bare his arse while in Cannes, France. He was taken into custody on suspicion of ?displaying an intimate part of his anatomy? in public.
Great! And this mad coot has previous! And it is way worse than dropping your trousers in public!
Before he decided to strum his naked self, Naceri was convicted of a knife attack in France. A mad stabby, mooning champ! HUZZAH!
Wait! There’s more!
He was also charged for substance abuse and sentenced to eight months’ imprisonment! And, get this, he was also penalized with a ?5,000 fine for a road rage incident in which he smashed-up a car and assaulted one of its occupants.
WAIT! WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
In a swank Paris restaurant, Naceri was waiting for a chum. They were late. So, Samy did what anyone would do and attacked someone with an ashtray!
He then racially abused police officers.
He was also accused of attempted murder after stabbing a security guard. Oh, he also assaulted two guards at a medical centre where they were trying to get him through an overdose.
Charlie Sheen. The ball is in your court.
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