Samuel L Jackson is, once again, going to be teaming up with Quentin Tarantino. It has been confirmed and everything. This is fine, fine news.
Jackson’s publicist has told Variety that the actor has signed up for the film Django Unchained.
What’s Django Unchained? We like to think of it as Slave Japes. We also really hope Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a role in it. Let us explain.
Jackson (the hardest working man in Hollywood, c/o absolutely everybody) has been tipped to play Stephen.
Stephen is a house slave and the right-hand man of a sadistic slavemaster.
This is where Arnie comes in. See, since he went and had a secret love-child with a maid, he’s exactly the kind of actor that needs his career reviving with a curve ball penned by Tarantino.
With a Nazish accent, some dialogue that would be appalling and poor taste in anyone else’s hands, Arnold would be a brilliant sadistic slave-driver.
Elsewhere, Jamie Foxx strongly rumoured to be appearing in the movie’s title role in the movie while, sadly, everyone else is making eyes at Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of the evil plantation owner.
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