Charity! It’s everywhere at the minute isn’t it? That’s because we’re nearing Comic Relief o’clock, which means children will be able to go to school in their normal clothes (and thereby get mocked by the more fashionable kids, who will later regret their attire when looking back at old photos) and people hold gigantic novelty cheques with local celebrities!
Of course, celebrities feature heavily in fundraising because they help to prise the money from our tight grips and send it toward a good cause.
However, it isn’t only celebrities getting involved. It’s real life humans too! And Sainsbury’s have asked us to tell you about how to get involved in Comic Relief.
Sainsbury’s staff are willing to be increasingly silly as we buy more of their Red Noses. This means they’re getting up to all kinds of japes in an attempt to provide money to those who can do some really good work around the world.
So, for example, a team of Sainsbury?s colleagues consume huge amounts of heat in an attempt to get you to contribute to charity.
Essentially, this means they’ll eat Scotch Bonnet chillis and promise to do ever more daft things if we buy more Red Noses. Next, they’ll probably eat molten lava. They have to. They’ve said they will. They laugh while they’re in agonising mouth pain!
They’ll also dance for our delight even though they’re all danceaphobic! See how they dance! See how they don’t mind making fools of themselves for a good cause! You should do they same, right?
Better yet! You can be like Brenda who is tasked with making a trifle while being sped around in a high performance sports car! As you can imagine, Brenda ends up with a mucky bowl and not much trifle. BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT.
Right. Now go and buy some Red Noses for Comic Relief. Okay? Just make sure you do it from Sainsbury’s for the purpose of this article.