In the weeks following his classy pedobear VMA performance, Robin Thicke continues to make headlines with his behavior. The latest reason being an interview he did with wife Paula Patton, declaring their undying love for each other and proclaiming how strong their marriage is. Which, we all know, is usually a tell tale sign of the complete opposite.
Thicke, looking like he’s wearing a reject Elton John jacket, and Patton, sporting some awkward Jackie O helmet hair and a random gold heart across her overflow of boob, grace the cover of the latest issue of Prestige magazine (No, it’s okay. I’ve never heard of it either).
Inside, Thicke discusses how Patton is his rock and his muse. So, I am guessing that means Paula was his inspiration for “Blurred Lines” and it’s sweet lines like “The way you grab me, must wanna get nasty.” How romantic. Patton also tells about being there for each other through the hoes and blow jobs. Oh no, I meant the highs and lows. My bad.
Last week, some groupie wanna-be named Lana Scolaro went to Life & Style magazine and told them about her hook up with Thicke the night of the VMAs. As if Robin wasn’t treading the moral line enough by shoving his crotch onto Miley Cyrus’ featherless chicken ass, he decided getting with another girl too young to even drink was a good idea.
He even used the pick up line “I just love the fact that you’re so young.” Yea, you can’t see it, but I am shuddering with nausea. Patton was apparently totally cool with the encounter, although I hope she was at least judging Scolaro’s tacky ass roots on top of her badly dyed peroxide head. When all was said and done, Thicke didn’t take her home, and so Scolaro’s next step was to run to whichever trash mag was willing to give her enough future boob job dollars.
Now, it’s been rumored for quite a while that Thicke and Patton have an open marriage. If that is true and it works for them, whatever that’s cool. I guess it’s technically “nobody’s business” what they do, but come on, they need to pick an approach.
Either you do have an open marriage, you freely admit it, and continue to do you, or you hide the fact that you do and then DON’T PICK UP TRICKS THAT WILL GO TO MAGAZINES FOR A FEW BUCKS AND 15 SECONDS OF FAME!
They are not the first couple in Hollywood to have an open marriage, but you would think with the way the internet and social media works these days, one would be much more careful in how they get their jollies off if they are trying to hide it. Do they enjoy having Thicke looking like a douchebag to the public? For more than his misogynist music and stupid suits, I mean.
And if they don’t have an open marriage, then I have no idea why Paula is standing by Thicke while he makes her look like a fool. Patton is pretty damn sexy, so Thicke trying to get with a bottom feeder who looks like Scolaro is just insulting. Unless Thicke was right, and Patton really does want it.