Comments on: Robert Pattinson Wants You All To Know That He Doesn’t Stink

By: jalexsis

jalexsis — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 01:38:37 +0000

one more thing robert pattinson is cute vary cute

By: jalexsis

jalexsis — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 01:35:09 +0000

robert pattinson don’t stink all because robert pattinson look like he stink’s it don’t mean he dose stink ok so all of you who know robert pattinson don’t say he stink say he smell’s good ok so he don’t feel hurt ok i’m not saying it just to say it i’m saying it because it’s the truth ok bye.

By: sprite

sprite — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 22:02:02 +0000

hey tammy, its called acting anyone can do it even if they suck. twilight is proof of that

By: Arkansas

Arkansas — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 02:27:30 +0000

Robert, if you are reading this crap just laugh all the way to the bank! You seem to be a very nice, down to earth man. Stay sweet like you are now and don’t worry about what people say. You can’t please everyone! Now you do need to quit smoking because smoking can make you smell badly and make you all wrinkled. And this is all before it kills you. So please quit smoking and keep everything else the same. Tell Kristen to ignore the press instead of flipping them off. This looks better.

By: NJ

NJ — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 23:10:44 +0000

It’s amazing how when someone’s got “it” the rest of the world feels the need to bash it. He’s got it..write what you will, it won’t change that

By: Ebent

Ebent — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 05:39:20 +0000

You sound like a 9 year old yourself

By: Bunny

Bunny — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:58:39 +0000

Seriously….how do you ban Twighlight fans from commenting on anything? If I find a way will you PLEASE do it? A simple maths, English or grammar test would do.

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:10:02 +0000

Hey?

By: Elena Danvers

Elena Danvers — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:42:58 +0000

What makes me laugh the most (apart from the hilarious articles) is that people come to this website and post angry comments without even bothering to look up the word “heckler” beforehand.

By: hamm9887

hamm9887 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:44:17 +0000

if he wasnt nice and wondering why millions scream over his presence then maybe people would come up with better things other than saying that he stinks..that is so elementary school! gosh! bless his heart..he’s going to regret being famous b/c people are stupid..and he has joked on almost every interview about his hygiene..they need to come up with something better than what he already jokes around about!

By: belle..

belle.. — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 07:23:17 +0000

im a HUGE fan of the twilight series.. to say whether or not i believe this rumour, would be a waste of time.. but in respect to the series i feel obligated.. Rob- i think u were great as edward cullen i couldnt imagine anyone else more perfect for the part.. although.. i wouldnt say that ur sexy, gorgeous or watever.. to me ur just a great edward.. i have to say im freakishly in love with jackson rathbone (jasper) mmm mmm mmm yummy..ok so to the person who started this rumour- ‘get a life’ im forced to wonder how old u are.. this could only be said by someone around the age of 9 or 10.. so think of how mature u really are.. and if ur older than that then.. GOD! u have a serious problem.. jealousy can stoop people to amazing unimaginable levels.. and to the people who carry out this behaviour- JEEZ! have u guys actually smelled him..? u people are sooo gullible.. for the twilight haters out there.. how can u not like the movie or books..? u guys must be really dead in the inside, people with no emotions..

By: Cecelie Ekse

Cecelie Ekse — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:21:00 +0000

I don’t believe a word of it! I don’t think you stink,even though I’ve never met you and probably never will because I live in Alaska,and you probably won’t visit Ketchikan will you? I didn’t think so. Oh well. I also have a tendency to talk to much and to fast(only when I’m excited.) I you saw me sitting on my deck today, you would have thought I was a corpse. Because I’m so white! Okay if I write any more I’ll get sucked in and I won’t be able to stop. That happened once….OKAY twice. Alright bye.

By: BoBo1214

BoBo1214 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:17:45 +0000

Are you kidding me??? Gimme a cloths pin and I will dive right in!!!!
Hot, hot, hot.Someone probably just messin with him anyway.

By: mollie

mollie — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:46:00 +0000

ummmmm, well i guess im one of those lonely adult women fans?… i dont know if i would say im a fan…but i am supposed to be working right now, and im not, instead im ignoring my responsabilities and hideing in my apartment and posting this pointless little thing here…its harder to be a fan of rob when you have a job and a kid and bills to pay and no fucking time to sit and ooogle over his pictures and quotes and videos! its not fair! fuck you little tweenie bitches and all your free time, you dont even feel stupid or guilty after posting a comment on one of the various internet shrines….aww fuck it. im a loser. so anyways,rob, if you ever do read negative stuff about yourself like this hilarious blog(?) about your body odor i hope it is refreshing to you. i mean you of all people know what your really like and well, theres just no way anyone could be as great as all these tweenies and goth homos think you are. its just not realistic. you know that. and really, this whole odor thing is just a rumor, but it may be a cultural thing too…dont all british people smell like stale cheetoes and bull semen? joking! but…do they really? oh yeah, i think i saw somewhere that you promote the band tokio hotel? i hope not. if you didnt really say that i would clear that up, they fucking suck. sooo…thats it i guess.

your biggest fan in denial of being your fan,
mollie

By: Butch Decossas

Butch Decossas — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:31:22 +0000

I can’t believe I’m commenting this stupid rumor. I should go get my life together. Butch Decossas