Comments on: Robert Pattinson Is A Big Stinky Bum Boo Boo, Apparently

By: morgan

morgan — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 20:50:43 +0000

my friend Olivia thinks he is ugly but my other one think he is so so so so gourgouse which one do you perfure ugly or gourgouse

By: sprite

sprite — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 21:51:36 +0000

he writes it because this site mocks the insane obsession that the world has with celebrities. i’m sure you know that because you are on this site and i’m sure you laugh when he makes fun of other peoplebut not robert pattison oh no he’s your god. let me help you, you and robert never going to happen

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 03 May 2010 14:03:52 +0000

Robert Pattinson is LUSHHHH!!! Total Babe-A-Trong! id love to suck his big toe and munch his pubic hair! Hmm.. xxxxx

By: annoyed

annoyed — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:36:53 +0000

I think if cheekyrectum dislikes England and its residents so much then all Ican say is if you don’t like it get out and go back to wherever you came from, scum!

By: sburry

sburry — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:56:06 +0000

I’m going to go ahead and say it: this is one of the most hilarious comment strands I have ever read – only bettered by Stuart’s wonderful paragraph five (especially the bit about nan’s armpit).

Congratulations Hecklerspray.

By: Oleander

Oleander — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:05:07 +0000

Is retard a verb now? Like, “Nikki was retarding all over the comments section, completely incapable of intelligent thought or using correct grammar”?

By: Annie Lewis

Annie Lewis — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:59:37 +0000

Mr. Stuart Heritage (Hecklerspray.com) ………. you must be the most unhappy and envious person on this earth. Rob and Kristen are 2 young and upcoming stars. They are both so cute (together or not together – they are cuteness!!). They are shy during an interview; they are not pretentious in front of fans. If you can not say one nice thing about someone – KEEP YOUR DIRTY MOUTH SHUT!!

By: Upset

Upset — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:45:41 +0000

This story is so disgusting and I don’t beleive it. I have seen some photos of Rob and interviews where he has said he doesn’t wash his hair all the time. But I still don’t beleive he can smell that bad. I really don’t care how he smells i would still want to get as close to him as possible. NO MATTER WHAT!

By: cheekyrectum

cheekyrectum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:28:31 +0000

Rob P is the antithesis of English men. He has a full head of hair, a discernible jawline and is vaguely handsome. A good lot of English guys are god-awful fugly, rude and drunk or about to get drunk. I know this because I’m not English so I have a good basis for comparison and I’ve lived here for 10 years. So I’m very happy that there is at least one English guy that I find attractive rather than the majority that make me want to retch repeatedly.
Although I liked the book Twilight (not so much the others), I thought that the movie sucks and that Rob or Kristen could act to save their lives. All that hesitant stuttering made me want to slap the both of them silly. I didn’t even manage to watching the ending as it was that bad. So it wasn’t a good movie despite all the gushing gals out there who are trying to convince themselves otherwise. The New Moon trailer proves that we’re in for more of the same crapola.
I must say that your comments about RP are hilarious though. And judging by the way you write, you must also be English as you use a lot of jargon from here. So I’m thinking you’re probably one of the majority of the men I’ve described above even though in your pic it looks like you still have hair (although I know it’s thinning) so chances are the majority of the diatribe aimed at RP is due to a little jealousy perhaps?

Ya, probably.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:43:21 +0000

Oh yeah.. You really are ugly so you must just be jealous of him and I was just wondering if you were fag? If not shut ur mouth next time! lol

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:41:38 +0000

YOU GO GIRL!! PROOF!!

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:40:55 +0000

Yes, I wish people would stop talking about it to because clearly the director was talking about this rumor and said yes they all stink because they all run all day through scenes in the new movie new moon so GET OVER YOURSELF AND QUIT READING ABOUT HIM IF YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:39:22 +0000

Jealous of a book to retard?

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:38:04 +0000

Did you write this because you dont like the books or is it just him?
Because Im sorry to tell you but the guys that was starting this shit was the ones who will playing the werewolves in this SO GET A MOTHER FUCKING LIFE & QUIT BEING JEALOUS OF A FUCKING BOOK DUMBASS!!!

By: Kyo

Kyo — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:50:17 +0000

I wish they would move onto something more interesting.
Although it’s funny to think that the ugliest star I’ve seen in a long while (with no personality to boot) has no chance with any of the girls who’d fantasized about him.
Well… maybe he would, considering how most of them are so fan-tarded.