When Robert Pattinson was leaving music venue Troubadour in West Hollywood last Friday, he shoved a man in the face assuming he was a photographer… when he was in actual fact a security guard. Awkwaaard.
The poor bloke whose head was flung back and had his glasses knocked of his face was all oh em gee “He grabbed me on my face” but also reasoned “He thought I was someone else”.
This is why you leave the angry hulk like behavior to seasoned pro’s like Kanye West. He would simply fix his steely eyes on your way and have you pissing your pants at just “Don’t talk to me…don’t even talk to yourself” before having your ass on the floor. If you’re going to throw down you really ought to commit to the part.
I know you might be thinking ‘what an entitled brat’ just shoving a guy with a smile across his face like that and you would probably be right, but I bet he felt like crap when he realized. As Robert hopped into a car waiting for it to leave, photographers asked why he pushed the shocked security guard protecting him.
Sure, you could argue that he invited all the extra press attention what with his showmance with Kristen Stewart and both his people and hers leaking stories daily about who is the most heartbroken and whatnot, but he is known for being really polite on set and extremely un-diva like. He definitely doesn’t walk around as though he is some kind of sex god. That’s got to count for something, right? I’m hoping there was an apology made to the security guard. Robert also spent the same day cheering up patients at an LA hospital.
Perhaps he should take a leaf out of his ex Kristen Stewart’s book and opt for a simple “You’re a piece of s**t and you don’t deserve to breathe the same air I do” rant. It’s straight to the point, you blow off some steam and are free from any ‘owwweee I’m injured/you hurt my feelings/you’ve left me disabled/I’m out of work for ever and ever-pay up’ type law suits.
If you’re still not convinced that he isn’t an up himself pretentious guy living in a bubble, just remember – he thinks Twilight is as rubbish as the rest of us. I’ll leave you with this gift.