Anyone who reads this blog knows that I am an insane conspiracy theorist when it comes to Kylie Jenner. I genuinely believe the original Kylie is dead or in hiding or being held prisoner somewhere while Kris Jenner keeps giving us these iPhone upgrade Kylies in her place.
WELL, today my friend, Holly, who is obviously aware of my insanity, sent me a story about how on Kylie’s dumb as fuck and not-at-all sexy calendar, they put her birthday as August 20th, even though the REAL Kylie’s birthday is the 10th. Total accident, or subtle hint that the Kylie Jenner we see is not the real Kylie Jenner?
You know how back in the day people were obsessed with Paul McCartney from The Beatles being dead and replaced with a look-a-like and they kept arguing there were clues hidden on album covers and shit? That is LITERALLY me with Kylie Jenner.
First of all, congrats to Kris Jenner on her new upgrades tits. I’ve been looking at Kylie’s Mexico vacation pics and her boob job looks great. SECOND OF ALL, back to the calendar. Apparently it was only the first round of calendars distributed that had the misprint, but I have to wonder if it’s a misprint at all, or a subtle clue.
I mean, are Kylie and her team so fucking dumb that they would list her birthday on HER calendar as 10 days after her actual birthday? (Usually I’d say maybe, but these people make a fuck ton of money to proof read this crap), OR is someone on the inside revealing the production date/potential birthdate of Kylie 2.0?
Could this be a clue that I’ve been right the whole time, or am I a crazed 30-year-old woman with a moderate drinking problem who spends way too much fucking time writing about teenagers? We may never know…