Being a prince must be one of the best things in the world. It must be almost as good as being Prince. You can literally do anything you want. Life is one long breeze and you can absolutely abuse the power bestowed upon you. All the time. You can probably have people killed.
Sadly, Americans don't have any royalty, so they naturally look towards Britain for their royal kicks. Or the Kardashians. It's a mystery why: gone are the days when the King or Queen took part in a battle. Somehow we can't see Prince Charles plotting genocide in Malta.
These days, those in line to the throne are perceived as everyday common folk who we can all relate to. Kate Middleton for example shuns her royal tiara and instead wears frocks from the highstreet. Third in line to the throne – Prince Harry -? also indulges in an activity we all like to do, drinking booze. Granted, you\’ll never see him in a Wetherspoons, but he will be there to look after his mates if it all kicks off.
Everyone's been there. Its 3am, you're stumbling around in the hunt for a taxi when all of a sudden, someone who can't handle their drink will randomly hurl abuse. It’ll either end in a dignified walking-away like Craig David or, more likely, it’ll end in a gracious punch-up.
It can happen to anyone, including the upper class of society:
?The flame haired royal was talking to his friend Thomas van Straubenzee on the phone at the exact moment a robber stole his BlackBerry.?
With a name liked Thomas van Straubenzee, it makes you wonder what sort of area he was hanging around in. Somehow, the story of him waiting at a takeaway while staff boxed-up a batch of greasy chicken doesn’t add up.
Quite likely, he was berating the homeless or the working class. So we don't feel sorry for him in the slightest as someone got narked off with him and pinched his phone. It seems that posh people stick together and upon hearing his mate getting duffed up, Harry rushed to the scene.
We don't quite know if Prince Harry ran to the nearest phonebox and morphed into a superhero, however, the image of him running through the streets of London like some sort of action hero is slightly dashed when it was revealed that:
?Harry drove to the scene with his protection officer. When he was unable to find Thomas, the Prince drove to the nearest police station. There he found his pal reporting the crime, and as he had overheard everything, Harry was required to give a statement.?
A bloody protection officer!
Everyone knows that, if anything was to have happened to Prince Harry, the perpetrator would have had a state execution with his placed on a pike.
Which would’ve made for excellent television.