People dying is a terrible thing, it's almost as bad as when annoying songs get stuck in your head, but what's even worse and more inconceivable than either of those things is when you have fake songs about dead people stuck in your head.
Readers of the ‘Spray, tonight we are disgraced to tell you that we find ourselves in this very situation.? Currently we are dancing round the bedsit singing ?Ga-da-fi is d-ead,? to the theme of the Conga, any second now the crew from Insidious 2 will be round to start filming.
One day no new music videos will have been posted on all the pretentious sites, and NME Video, that we patrol to inform you what the beautiful people are doing and you\’ll just be left utterly heart-broken and convulsing on the floor while singing the jingle from the Match.com advert, because let's face it you go there every night like the filthy love-hound you are.? Until this day comes though we can this week offer you some of the finest dirge on the web and Rihanna, who is so non-dirge that she forgave Chris Brown?according to our sources; the Metro.
we're going to request you watch the video for ?We Found Love Now?; it's the one that got all the Irish farmers up in arms.
Now can we just take five minutes please to think about the spoken word opening please? Now an argument I'm sure you've all had many times is about the cultural significance of All Saints and all we're saying is ?Never Ever? again will you be losing this debate.? It was actually a slight disappointment that the intro didn't morph into this slow burning classic, but you know, when lightning strikes in your bedroom what else are you going to do other than call Calvin Harris in? Exactly.
Rihanna just loves raucously rubbing herself against walls and clearly the world is all for that, but once again she's at the forefront of controversy here at hecklerspray with this illicit piece of propaganda.? The woman condones mind altering substances, home tattooing, sex, violence, sexual violence, theft, and fruit machines, her life insurance must be a nightmare.
RiRi (kill us now) is an Irish fashionista here with her bowler-hatted above average looking bruiser of a boyfriend constantly blowing smoke in her face, it's no wonder she wants to escape the depravity of the non-lucky Irish for a nice corn field.? we're with you all the way girl.
It can only really go downhill from here on out, so famous people is where we?ll take it next, and the word famous here is used loosely to mean people you should have heard of if you want us to like you even a little bit.? We Are Augustines are a band on tour with a boring indie band that don't deserve a mention, in fact We Are Augustines with their trilbys and denim shirts and clear unadulterated love for Bruce Springsteen barely deserve a mention, but then they did make a music video with Brady Corbet and we like him, he has heart.
The song is called ?Book of James? which recalls the King James Bible to our educated minds, but in fact we have no idea what's happening so let's pretend we're right and then you all win too, yeah? Great. Brady, yes, Brady Corbet he's the guy from the classic indie films Mysterious Skin and Funny Games, but while everyone else got careers, he got this, poor soul probably says he's ?friends with the band?. Here he looks exactly like the cold blooded murders from Funny Games, though slightly less sycophantic, and with added drugs and sleep deprivation, so it's all fairly horrible when he wakes up on a train with a man resembling a droopy faced Brad Pitt singing and staring at him.
Here is the space where we would be telling you all about the new music video, sorry- short film, by Coldplay for their song, sorry- symphony, ?Paradise? but within the first 30 seconds or so it featured a swinging ape and after the whole Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes thing destroyed our life we decided it was time to quit.? You can watch it yourself though and let us know how disgustingly amazing it gets in four minutes.
By this point in your life you've probably resigned yourself to the fact that Canada has nothing to offer you apart from ice hockey, safety, and an easy joke, but you're wrong and Canadian group Stars have been quietly proving that for nearly a decade, but their newest album is breaking these international stereotypes, erm, internationally.? If you take their newest song and video literally then ?Dead Hearts? is about dead children and even if it's not the notion is so charming it doesn't matter anymore Canada is good again!? The video isn't spectacular, though artistically it's a classy beast; it simply sees hearts forming out of any and every material, before brutally being wiped away or ?dying?.? These Canadians are a cold people, but they sure do write lovely pop songs.