Pete Doherty is the musician?s marmite. You will literally adore everything that comes out of his grimy mouth, or regard him as a useless tosser who contributes as much to society as London types who can't cope with a bit of snow.
Recently, Pete Doherty has been picked as the one that girls want to smoke their first crackpipe with, whilst boys try to zone in and copy his horrible dress sense and vacant gaze. And yet others find his behaviour slightly repulsive. Amazingly we're not alluding to another soul-destroying drug arrest here. Hold on tight ladies – there are photos of Pete Doherty with his wang out on the internet!
Fancy the image of a confused looking male wearing nothing but a smile and a crop of scruffy hair? Actually, we're describing just images from the hecklerspray 2011 calendar here.
The actual naked Pete Doherty image in question almost wants us to never shower naked ever again due to the fear that our bodies will one day end up like the bloke who inked such literate smashes as Fuck Forever.
Why was Pete Doherty naked? Was he at a nudist beach? Or is he secretly one of those people who take items of clothing off for money while moronic idiots cheer and woop, in the vain hope of receiving special cuddles behind the skips? Or was he playing the gentleman?s game of snooker bollock naked? Well crazy Pete Doherty did the latter and, providing extreme commentary on the event, The Sun reports:
?The former junkie stripped off for a game of snooker at a house party.?
Don't leave us hanging! We need to know if he won the game or lost his nerve in the final frame. Who was he playing and did the other person decide to join everyone's favourite popstar junkie in playing with mountains of flesh on show?
Fear not, the pictures bothering the internet have been edited so your eyes don't melt. Who?d want to see a penis that might have been injected with heroin, anyway?