For a really long time I thought that Paris Hilton was the cold sore on the Hilton family labia, but as it turns out, she might not even be the worst Hilton out there! So, a few months back I wrote about how Paris Hilton’s little brother, Conrad Hilton, made a drunken, spoiled rich kid dick of himself on a flight and he got charged for that shit. Well, Conrad is at this entitled douche antics again, this time breaking into an ex-girlfriend’s house.
The ex in question is Hunter Salomon, a name that means nothing until you find out that it’s Rick Salomon’s daughter. Who is Rick Salomon you ask? Well, that’s the man who co-starred in big sis Paris’s sex tape and accused Pamela Anderson of being a serial abortionist. The plot thickens!
So apparently Conrad started dating the daughter of the dude who is famous for banging his sister on tape (it’s like Days of Our fucking Lives in the Hilton and Salomon households as far as I can tell). When Hunter dumped his ass he went insane and started showing up at her house threatening to kill himself so she got a restraining order against him (if this sounds like an episode of Beverly Hills 90210 that’s because I think it is. Side note: Paris Hilton allegedly lost her virginity to Aaron Spelling’s son, Randy. Everything somehow comes back to that girl’s vagina).
Hilton, being the entitled little cunt that he is, decided that a restraining order didn’t really apply to him so he showed up at Hunter’s house and broke in. Needless to say the cops were called.
To be perfectly honest, Conrad Hilton scares the shit out of me. His behavior screams serial rapist/killer in the making whose daddy pays off a jury and a judge and he goes scott-free. He’s like Robert Durst meets Hayden Christensen’s Anakin Skywalker. Homeboy probably doesn’t know how to spell Beverly, either.