Of all the celebrities you can think of, Paris Hilton is the worst at looking after dogs. This isn’t opinion – it’s fact, according to readers of American dog-related magazines. But Paris Hilton doesn’t care.
Paris Hilton is Rock And Roll. If someone tells Paris Hilton that she’s rubbish at being a dog owner, Paris Hilton will just go right out and buy two more dogs, dammit!
Yes, it’s the Thursday before Christmas. And yes, Paris Hilton buying some dogs is just about as exciting as it gets.
Earlier in the month, The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines named wobbly-voiced yokel Joss Stone as the best celebrity dog owner of 2005. But on the flipside, Paris Hilton was named the worst celebrity dog owner of the year by the same magazine. Leslie Padgett, editor of the magazines, gave the following damning indictment to Paris:
"First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then
replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I
gather, a goat. Recently Tinkerbell was
spotted back in Paris’ arms. But how long will she be in favour this
time?"
But Paris Hilton has no time for petty complaints like these. If someone tells her she’s rubbish at something, she’ll do it again out of spite. That’s why there have been so many seasons of The Simple Life, and it’s why there’s more than one Paris Hilton Internet porno, and it’s why Paris Hilton has gone out and bought two more dogs!
That’s right, spurred on by her new found rebel status by being called a bad dog owner, Paris Hilton reportedly went to Japan and purchased two Chihuahua
puppies who she named Tokyo Blue and Harajuki Bitch.
And if you think that’s interesting, you should see the crap we’ll be passing off as valid news stories tomorrow…
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[story by Stuart Heritage]