Everyone think OJ Simpson committed those murders right, despite the fact he never got collared for it. Even the gloves that didn’t fit his American Football playing hands are under the impression he’s guilty.
Even an adult actress, who performed under the name ‘Devon Shire’ (you should see her cream custard) thinks he did it. Even OJ himself isn’t sure, once saying: ‘Let’s say I committed this crime? even if I did this, it would have to have been because I loved her very much, right?”
Oprah Winfrey is under the impression OJ is a killer, saying that she wants to get him to confess to it while being interviewed by her. That would be something wouldn’t it? Oprah getting the goods the police force never could? Well, she did inadvertently make Tom Cruise jump around on a sofa like a man-possessed.
Now Oprah has gone electric (aka, gone off on her own network, called OWN confusingly), she’s started dreaming big. And what would her dream interview be?
She wants O.J. Simpson to sit before her and say that he killed his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson. Not asking for much, eh?
Oprah says:
?I have a dream of O.J. Simpson confessing to me?
?And I am going to make that happen, people. I don't just want the interview. I want the interview on the condition that you are ready, Mr. Simpson?
So why would OJ Simpson want to talk to Oprah, let alone confess that he was a massive murderer on television?
Bizarrely, she cited a photo she saw recently of herself as a baby growing up in poverty in Mississippi.
?The fact that that baby girl from a shotgun house in Mississippi can get to the OWN network means that the OJ Simpson interview is possible?
The American dream, eh? You can be anything you want in the land of milk and guns made from honey. You can rise to the top and force a confession out of a man who, if suspicions are correct, likes killing people. WAIT! That would make great television! OJ confesses before garotting Oprah Winfrey, with an audience of 80 million people!
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