Glamorous 26-year old Olivia Palermo is a?model,?jetsetter, and former reality?television star.?Born with a silver spoon up her ass, she first made a name for herself as a Manhattan socialite, and then became more widely-known in 2009 as a regular fixture?on MTV’s?vapid reality show, The City, as Whitney Port’s much more beautiful nemesis.
Always chic and immaculately put-together, it is rare for the uber-pretentious Palermo to appear less than perfect. That’s why I am pleased to announce that?Olivia Palermo without makeup looks surprisingly plain and mousey.
In the first photo of Palermo with a bare face, she’s on a balcony talking on the telephone. Given the unpleasant personality she lovingly shared with the world on The City, one can reasonably assume that she is being condescending to whomever she’s speaking with. Her complexion is beautiful, but she’s extremely plain without any facial adornment. She could almost be mistaken for a mere mortal.
The next photo shows our least-favorite socialite on vacation?on a yacht off the coast of Italy in 2010.?She looks better in this picture … happy and possibly a little stoned … but who wouldn’t look happy yachting off the coast of Italy with their model boyfriend??She does have great skin, I’ll give her that, but she’s definitely very underwhelming without any makeup.