An old Chinese wise man once said that love is a tightrope over a boiling pit of hate. If you lose your footing for but a second, you tumble down, and love is lost.
Incidentally, that same ancient Chinese wise man also told us never to feed our gremlins after midnight, and mumbled something about laundry being an ancient Chinese secret. We're just saying he's got credentials.
Getting back to the love thing – according to Nicole Kidman – she's still firmly atop that rope of love, when it comes to Tom Cruise, that is.
Nicole Kidman, Aussie actress, claimed to still love her ex husband Tom Cruise in a recent interview with Ladies' Home Journal. The two have been divorced for years, and Nicole Kidman is rumoured to be in a relationship with some would-be musical ranch hand. Tom Cruise had a baby girl recently, with his next wedding buddy.
Despite the two clearly having new romantic interests, Kidman says the old feelings die hard. Referring to Tom she said:
"He was huge; still is. To me, he was just Tom, but to everybody else, he is huge. But he was lovely to me. And I loved him. I still love him."
Well Nicole, there's only one way you'll get your man back, and in the old world it's called a cat-fight. You'll need to be fair though, as Katie Holmes just plonked out a kid. She'll be extremely tender in many areas usually deemed essential when girls throw down. Once her nethers heal up, by all means have a crack at her. Watch out for the taser though, as anyone who saw her Batman movie will tell you, it's her go-to.
[story by Shawn Lindseth]