Ah, Nic Cage! He’s not really very good at anything is he? He’s certainly not a particularly good actor and, as his recent bad behaviour in New Orleans shows, he’s not even very good at getting into trouble.
Despite the fact he disturbed the peace, got all up in his wife’s grill and dared the police to arrest him – which they did – even Dog The Bounty Hunter bailing him out of the jail didn’t really amount to proper trouble. It was just… funny.
As a result, Nicolas Cage is in the clear. It would appear that the police think he’s so lame that they can’t even be bothered to put him through the legal system.
The ‘actor’ was officially arrested for alleged domestic abuse and disturbing the peace (what? New Orleans is a ‘peaceful’ place? Geddouttahere!)? after he got into an unsightly drunken spat with his wife.
However, he won’t be prosecuted.
Cage’s attorney says:
“The New Orleans District Attorney has confirmed that no charges of any kind will be pursued against him”
“After their investigation, the DAs refused all charges against Nick and the matter has been closed.”
Attorney Rosenberg added:
“We are pleased that the process led to the correct result, despite inaccurate media reports, and that Nick has been cleared and all charges have been dropped.”
So basically, the only interesting thing he’s done in years (apart from his role in Kick Ass which was pretty good) wasn’t true.
Shame.
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