For someone with an ice cream cone tattooed on his face, Gucci Mane doesn’t seem like a very nice guy.
For instance, going on a rant to your 2 million followers about how you’ve slept with various people’s wives, paid Nicki Minaj for sex and threatening someone’s mother because they stole one of your songs is widely regarded as a dick move.
Is somebody looking for a little publicity, by any chance?
Gucci Mane – real name Radric Davis – posted a whole string of tweets that make Azealia Banks look like Sylvia Plath, if you’ve got the patience and blood pressure to decipher them.
It’s worrying that being clever with words is supposed to be this guy’s job.
Time for a quick background check for context – a few years ago, Gucci allegedly attacked two fans on separate occasions, and fell out with Waka Flocka Flame over rapper stuff, leading Nicki Minaj to tell an interviewer that she believed he needed an intervention to “really just get centred”.
The aforementioned intervention, according to the man himself, involved paying for Nicki to stay in a motel in Atlanta and her tending to his one-eyed snake in return, all for the bargain bucket – ahem – price of $60 a night. He explains the ‘relationship’ by saying he’s “a fool 4 a bubble butt”, but he’s also apparently a fool for less-than-single women.
There are other tweets that make just about as much sense as this one, all of which can still be found on his Twitter feed so his management must really be sleeping on the job. He also boasts about rogering Tyga’s baby mama, Keyshia Cole, Fantasia, Ciara, and Monica.
None of these woman have dignified the claims with a response, but Nicki Minaj supplied enough sass for all of them, sending this out within minutes of being called a whore:
“May God strike me dead if I ever had sex wit that man. Lmfaoooooooooo. N**** da way ya #ugliness is set up #BubbaGump #crackhead.”
It was deleted a few hours after it was posted, which is odd, you’d think she’d want the entire world to know that she wouldn’t touch that guy with a ten foot pole, let alone accept money for it. When future generations study this argument, they’ll never know if Nicki was a prostitute or not. Maybe it was something to do with this (deleted) tweet:
“Ok Gee called me. *goes back to playing nice* that was fun tho I’m praying 4 him. 4real. He’s sick and in dire need of rehab. #Love .”
Polow Da Don (a record producer that Gucci accused of taking his song and selling it to someone else) might not be in such a forgiving mood.
Never mind rehab, this guy needs to gargle some industrial strength bleach and bury his head in a dictionary until he learns that people take you a lot more seriously if you’re capable of writing in coherent sentences.