Newsblam: Dunst Takes On Iraq, Ashton Mocks His Own Life, Doctor Who Gets Randy…

…BBC3 has announced that it’s making a Doctor Who spin-off series, entitled Torchwood. It’s going to be like "The X Files meets This Life". Here’s looking forward to the scene where a man snorts drugs with an alien and then shags it in the bogs - Who’s Sexy - Sky…

…America is rolling out it’s secret weapon in the war on terror - Kirsten Dunst. Her charmingly ditsy outlook on life is bound to help stop the bloodshed - Paramount Sends Kirsten Dunst To Iraq - Comingsoon…

…Ashton Kutcher is mining his personal experiences to make a sitcom about a useless movie actor that wants to be Jeremy Beadle and who wears stupid hats all the time. Or a sitcom about a man with an older wife. One or the other - Kutcher brings May-December sitcom to Fox - Reuters…

…She may have left him to be Tom Cruise’s baby-oven, but Katie Holmes’s ex Chris Klein doesn’t bear a grudge: "I’m not lonely. I’ll tell you that. I’m certainly not crying myself to
sleep at night, sucking my thumb. No dude, I’m out and about," Klein shouted at a mirror over and over again until he passed out - Katie Blanks Ex - More…