WHINE ABOUT IT ALL YOU WANT, BUT PRETTY SOON, THEY WILL BE ALL OVER YOUR RADIO, B*TCHES!

NKOTB might not have been a ‘music snobs’ idea of divine music but hey, they never pretended to be. All they wanted to do was to entertain and show positivity through their music. I’m sorry that they weren’t into heavy drugs & alcohol like the “cool bands” but at least they encouraged kids to get an education and say no to drugs & peer pressure.

I’m a 30yr old fan of NKOTB from way back…and shock, horror- I’m MALE. I’m as straight as they come, I get my fair share of p*ssy and I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ll always be an NKOTB fan. Haters back in my youth used to try to give me cr@p for being a fan and in return they got broken noses and smashed faces for their trouble.

P.S. If you didn’t wish you were on Jordan Knights Shlock you wouldn’t have opened this article in the first place. Besides you idiot, what’s a shlock? Were you mistakening it for the word shlong??

I’m a 28 year old, happily married, gainfully employed, proud mother of three and I would leap at the chance to attend a NKTOB reunion concert. It would be a dream come true and a fun way to relive the joys of youth.

And it’s not just about the “glory days.” It’s about seeing a band we all loved once more and witnessing how they’ve each gone on to develope their individual styles and talents. Almost like taking a look at where we were and where we are now. It’s nice.

Here’s a contender: Indulging your ‘taste’ in ‘music’ comes at the necessary
expense of other more interesting acts that we will never get to see
because these and a few other poorly programmed robots have usurped
the airwaves. For those with an interest in something other than stultifying homogeneity
your aerobic robot fantasies effectively eliminate anything interesting from the public sphere.

The result? I get to be tortured by your bad taste in the super market, at the dentist’s office (as if there wasn’t already enough pain in that) and in virtually every public venue trying to boost sales by blocking all thought, which NKOTB do quite well. How frequently have you had my musical tastes imposed on you? Likely, rarely if ever.

So that’s my gripe, but if you want to attribute it to jealousy, go right ahead.
“It’s your world, I just live in it.”

Love the kids but also respect the dis-likers

Just remenber one thing: “…if they try to keep uns down we´re gonna come right back”
And that´s exactily what you will get )))))))))))))))))))

I cannot wait for the comeback!!

I love how all the men are, “they were lame”. Yet they have a basement full of GI Joes and star wars collectibles!! LOL

Well listen up, and listen good….These guys are our Stars wars figures…So watch your girl, she’s headed for her tickets now…lol

First of all, ‘kids’ are baby goats. So I suppose if I look at it
from that angle, the 40-year-old “New Kids” makes more sense.

Second, Asperger’s and autism are totally different,
so you need to brush up on your DSM.

Third, I have been writing without a drool bib
for many months now because the runoff made
my fingers keep slipping off the keys.

Fourth, the fascination of a car wreck might well be
not in the event, but in studying the crowd around the event.

Fifth, H-spray is a perfect place to mock idolatry
and to mock mock idols. So pardon, do please, while I run amok
mocking mock macdaddy horsehit.

etc.