I’ve always wanted to title a blog New Couple Alert, and here we are! Dreams do come true. Nearly a decade ago, mega hunk Zac Efron and super cutie Brittany Snow starred in a little musical known as Hairspray together. They’ve stayed pretty close friends ever since, but now that they’re both single it seems like maybe they’ve decided to be more than friends.
Numerous sources are reporting that Zac and Brittany were spotted ”canoodling” together last night at the celebrity hot spot Nice Guy. Side note: How they fuck do places become celebrity hot spots? Wouldn’t celebs want to go places that the paparazzi didn’t lurk around 24/7? Seriously, all I hear about nowadays is celebs at this place called Nice Guy. Nice Guy is to 2016 what The Ivy was to 2007. Props to my people who feel that reference.
Anyway, Zac and Brittany allegedly arrived at Nice Guy shortly after 11pm Wednesday night and drank, danced, and were pretty handsy with each other before leaving together shortly after 3am. Zac recently broke up with Sami Miro, so maybe he’s looking for some friends with benefits action from Brittany?
Inside sources (again, I’ve said it before, but I have no fucking clue who this people are) are saying:
Zac and Brittany have always liked each other but were never single at the same time. Now they’re both available and in the same place they’ve started going on dates and having casual sleepovers.
Casual sleepovers? What the fuck does that even mean? These people are 29 and 30 years old, if they’re having sleepovers, they be fucking. Maybe the sex is casual, but not if they’re going on dates?! Everything about that statement is contradictory! Who the fuck is this inside source?
Oh wait, that’s right. I’M the inside source. Remember earlier when I wrote about Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes how I said maybe UsWeekly was just trying to make them a couple, and maybe I could try and make someone a couple if I just wrote a realistic gossip blog about how they were together? Well, that’s legit what I just did.
Did you kind of believe that Zac and Brittany were dating up until this point? Because I chose them based on the realism of it. Plus, they really are good friends and I knew I could find a believable pic, like the one I chose to use! I mean, maybe they really are secret dating, who’s to say? I think they’d make a hot couple, so fingers crossed!
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