Margaret Thatcher is, without doubt, the sexiest of Britain’s prime ministers. Her twin-set and pearls chic set a trend for foxy posh women everywhere. Thatcher famously survived on 3 minutes sleep per week… probably because she was getting up to all kinds of sexy business with Dennis!
Of course, there’s a lot of jealous miners out there who went on strike because Thatcher wouldn’t reveal her breasts for them in a special Page 3 pull-out who won’t be thrilled at the news of a sexy new play which sees Maggie getting sodomised. Apparently, the miners still haven’t forgiven Thatcher for this snub.
But that’s right, there’s a new play on which sees Maggie Thatcher getting bummed! HEAVEN!
Sir Nicholas Hytner, who is the boss of the National Theatre, is refusing to apologise for the raunchy antics of Baroness Thatcher in a play that he is staging called Blood and Gifts.
The T G Rogers’ play, which is set in the Eighties, sees a British diplomat saying that Lady Thatcher deserved to be royally bummed for the budget cuts she had implemented.
We’re not sure about that. She needs a good seeing to, that’s for sure, but nothing to do with budget cuts!
We haven’t seen the show, but we can imagine what might ensue. We’re picturing an alluring Thatcher, doing a slow striptease, with Michael Heseltine stood looking on in nothing more than a leopard print thong. Thatcher will hitch her skirt up, burlesque style (after all, she is a woman of taste!) and reveal her long, long legs (complete with incredibly large, athletic calf muscles) to a man with dirty fingernails who will be beckoned by the greatest of British prime ministers.
She’ll probably give the grubby man a lapdance, before displaying her youthful and pert bottom, asking him “Would you like to be part of a coalition?” Which, of course, is posh-slang for ‘Would you like to take me roughly from behind with no lubricant?‘
This is something the Liberal Democrat party will be very interested in, we’re sure of that! They’re only human after all!
Of course, there are some who think this is all a slight on Baroness Thatcher, with some mystifyingly complaining about this sexy behaviour.
Sir Hytner has been accused of being a “leftie”.
He replied at a press conference this week, saying:
“The days when the arts were run by monolithically Leftist individuals are long gone.”
He added that he felt no need to reply to criticisms of the play, saying what a character says on his stage is not the same thing as what his theatre thinks.
It’s obvious that, like every man in Britain, Hytner thinks that Margaret Thatcher is a fine, fine looking woman and it’s obvious that he wanted us all to have the image of her getting one up the bot-bot. In this time of recession, we all need some cheer in our lives don’t we?
This is just the tonic.