Cameron Crowe, who gave us Jerry Maguire and Almost Famous has always been liked for his general feel-goodery and lack of cynicism in his films. He also wrote for Rolling Stone magazine, which is nice.
What isn’t so nice is his love. His love is currently in an incubator all bruised and battered.
That’s because he doesn’t love his wife anymore. Nancy Wilson, from poodle rockers Heart, doesn’t love him either. It’s devastating news for we in the hecklerspray bedsit because we were supposed to be going round their house for our tea this weekend.
After 22-years of miserable marriage it looks like the couple have decided to call it a day which means that anyone who bought them a wedding present can now ask for their money back.
Apparently Nancy filed divorce papers in LA County Superior Court on Thursday, citing ‘irreconcilable differences’, People magazine reported.
Of course, ‘irreconcilable differences’ is the most boring of reasons to split up with someone for people like us (‘us’ being leeches who feed on every scrap of pointless detail from the lives of vaguely famous people).
We wanted tales of rubbish sex, worse drugs and things being smashed over each others heads in public places. There’s none of that here. Not one salacious rumour of one of them having it off with one of the minions who work at their house or a line of ket in sight.
A source said:
“Who are you? Hecklerspray? Never heard of you. Now stop ringing me up. For the last time, I have never spoken to, or met, or ANYTHING Cameron Crowe! OKAY?”
They’ve been split up for a while too. Wilson listed June 15th, 2008, as the date of their separation. This pair really are astonishingly lazy.
We can only assume that Crowe finally got ’round to listening to some of his wife’s records and realised what a terrible error he’d made.