Nadine Coyle, of Girls Aloud, hates Girls Aloud. It’s pretty obvious really. There’s nothing she dislikes more than the rest of her band. She even likes sucking the fat from an unclean grill more than her bandmates… and she really, really hates sucking old pork chop gunk.
This point is further underlined in red and highlighted in lurid Stabilo Boss pens when you look at who she’s inviting to her wedding.
As well you know, weddings are a minefield. You have to invite the boorish uncle and embarrassing, fighty boyfriend of your cousin, which means that there’s a very good chance your special day will have to include people you don’t like at all. If you’re Nadine Coyle, you won’t be inviting the rest of Girls Aloud because they’re scum or something.
The singer is planning her wedding which will take place next year. She’s getting married to someone called Jason Bell. And Coyle thinks so little of Cheryl, Kimberley,?Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich that she’d rather have Mel B at her bash than spend one second in the presence of the girls who helped to make her famous.
That’s nice isn’t it?
The June 15th ceremony will take place in New York and sadly for us, it means we won’t get the chance to write about Sarah Harding turning up bladdered with Bobby Gillespie… we won’t get chance to write about Nicola Roberts standing in a corner looking forlorn… we won;t be able to sneer at Cheryl Cole punching someone in the toilets and we certainly won’t be able to report on Kimberley Walsh looking really attractive.
A source says:
“Jason and Nadine picked her next birthday to host their wedding day and chose Manhattan as they had early dates here. It’s also where Jason first said, ‘I love you’. Mel B and, er, Lady Victoria Hervey will be guests but Nadine has chosen to freeze the rest of her group out in the light of recent tensions.
“She wanted nothing to distract from her special day. They’re planning a party in Ireland afterwards and will be honeymooning in Paris, so it’s going to be an extravaganza. She and Jason have also turned down a big deal from a glossy mag – Nadine considers it tacky.”
There’s been months (if not years) of tension between the girls, who clearly can’t be arsed with Nadine’s impression that she’s The Best Singer In The World! She isn’t. She’s not even the best singer in Girls Aloud, despite her constant threats of overblown histrionics.
This move is probably revenge on Cheryl Cole who had the audacity to not meet up with the Derry born singer when she was nearly dead from malaria. Really! How very dare she! You wouldn’t catch Nadine Coyle recuperating if she was laid-up with some stinkin’ disease.
Right?