Aside from the shouty homophobic one, the one who was in that Disney film, the bony one, the one from Sideways and the gay one, Katherine Heigl is easily the breakout star from TV's Grey's Anatomy.
But even a big star like Katherine Heigl needs to keep herself grounded, and that's why she spent last week getting married in Utah. Katherine Heigl has married Josh Kelley, who recently hit the record books for being the least famous musician ever, even beating that weird Asian kid who sits outside Debenhams playing the theme-tune to The Simpsons on a cello over and over again. To her credit, Katherine Heigl looked thrilled to be finally getting married, although with her reputation it's only going to be a matter of days before she gives a big long bitter interview to a leading glossy magazine all about how much she hates weddings, husbands, honeymoons, confetti and happiness.
Oh come on, you know who Katherine Heigl is. She's the woman from Grey's Anatomy who was in Knocked Up. You know, the woman from Grey's Anatomy who mentioned how much she dislikes Knocked Up in that interview about how much she dislikes Grey's Anatomy. You know who she is.
Anyway, she's got married. We know, big stuff. Katherine Heigl's wedding to musician Josh Kelley took place on Thursday at a lodge in Park City, Utah. And by all accounts it was a beautiful ceremony. Obviously by 'all accounts' we mean 'just one account that we only just read about a second ago' and that happens to come from People:
With a light snow falling outside, Katherine Heigl exchanged vows with musician Josh Kelley in scenic Park City, Utah. The private reception was witnessed by Grey's Anatomy costars T.R. Knight – who told PEOPLE it was "incredible and beautiful" – and Sandra Oh, as well as Private Practice star Kate Walsh and new husband Alex Young. Taking place in a small, private tent at the Stein Eriksen Lodge, the nuptuals lasted about 30 minutes in an area decked out in white flowers and white candles. A walkway from the tent to the nearby reception was lined with white candles, illuminating the fresh snow.
But who is this Josh Kelley character who's suddenly become Katherine Heigl's husband? Well, if you saw the Disney movie Brother Bear 2 you'll recognise his song Feels Like Home from the soundtrack. You didn't see that film? OK, then you might recognise his song Sunset Lover from the John Tucker Must Die soundtrack. Didn't see that one either? He did a song for My Super Ex-Girlfriend. No? Herbie Fully Loaded? Still no? Oh, suit yourselves.
Anyway, Josh Kelley first met Katherine Heigl when she starred in the music video to his song Only You. Ah, that old romantic 'invite women you want to have sex with to star in your music videos' ploy. It never fails to bring a lump to our throats.
So congratulations to Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley. May you both stay married until the next really quiet news day comes around so we can pretend to be interested in that as well.
Read more:
Nothing Gray About Katherine Heigl's Wedding Day – E! Online