Monica Bellucci is an Italian Model and Actress whose career was blazing hot throughout the 1990’s and early 2000’s. She has been? featured on Top [However Many] Hottest Women lists in numerous men’s magazines and often ranked fairly high.
Today, however, she is nearing her fifties, her career has slowed down, and she is featured less frequently (if at all) on Hot Lists. So, what does Monica Bellucci, a former Hottie McHotHot look like past her prime without any makeup on?
Well, it’s hard to tell. Now that she subscribes to a more low-maintenance beauty regimen, Bellucci has taken it upon herself to hide behind various pairs of oversize sunglasses. After all, if she covers half of her face, how could anyone possibly tell what horrors lie beneath? When looking for current photos of Ms. Bellucci, one discovers that she has either made a slap-dash, smudgy attempt to lightly apply some makeup or that she has simply resorted to covering herself up.
In the above photo, it is honestly hard to tell whether she is wearing long, pendant earrings or if that is, in fact, an Old Librarian glasses chain. She is at the age where you need to keep your glasses handy at all times…so I’m going to guess glasses chain.
I can only assume the floral print dresses are meant to distract from her giant sunglasses and lack of makeup; If she’s wearing a busy print and showing off some cleavage, maybe no one will notice the glasses strapped to her neck.
Thankfully, she has clearly been moisturizing all these years: her skin looks fabulous! By the time she’s sixty, everyone will be jealous of her tight neck and no one will care that she refuses to fix herself up or that she clearly bought clothes off the caftan rack at Bea Arthur’s estate sale. Work that floral MuMu, honey, it matches your glasses chain!