Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, and then promptly stopped making records because there’s more money in the movies. Seeing as we don’t have a proper male pop-superstar, we can blame JT for Justin bloody Bieber.
And Mila Kunis is the woman who indulged in some lavendering with Natalie Portman in Black Swan, which will keep most of you in mucky thoughts for a lifetime.
Both of these attractive humans appear in a film called Friends With Benefits and for the most part, they’re both naked in it. Two attractive people with no clothes on. What a nice image to have in your head, which will slowly erode your sense of worth because you begin to feel more ugly with each vinegar stroke.
They don’t care about you though. This pair are too busy having great chemistry and looking pretty. And as they sat down for an interview, the both went at it like old pros, eased by the fact they’ve both seen each other completely in the nip.
SO DOES THIS MEAN THEY’LL BE HAVING SEX IN REAL LIFE? Justin thinks not:
“It is such a good idea?until it's a bad idea”
Mila agreed:
“I concur. Ultimately, it ends when someone wants to go and get serious with somebody. More times than not, a person catches feelings and somebody gets hurt.”
She wasn’t done there. She wanted to bring in cod-science to the table:
“[When] a female orgasms, a hormone gets released. I've never met a girl who can have sex without an ounce of feeling.”
She then chirruped to ol’ Timberloin
“You’ve got a fine ass!”
Justin wasn’t so sure:
“I'm still trying to get into the editing room and cut down on my ass time. I'm like, ‘Oh my God, my mom?s gonna see that!'”
Nothing that Mother Timberlake hasn’t seen before though, right Justin?
?I was caught (having sex) one time. My mum wasn?t cool about it. I was too young to be in bed with a girl, so she was upset.?
And now all our female readers are thinking about having sex with Justin Timberlake while all our male readers are frustrated that they’ll never be as handsome, leading them to feel worthless and unfanciable to their girlfriends.
How depressing.
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