Michael Jackson looked funny. It doesn’t matter if you love his music or happen to be a blinkered, crazed fan – there’s no hiding from the fact that his face was downright odd. So odd, it could curdle water.
Ever seen anyone else with a nose like his? No. La Toya Jackson does not count as she looks a bit Roswell too.
Speaking of which, Rashida Jones – the daughter of music producer Quincy Jones – has revealed that she thinks that Michael Jackson was a ”bit of an alien” to most people.
Rashida grew up around the late superstar because of his close friendship with her father, rather than any nefarious reason that absolutely everyone reading this thought of. Of course, Quincy produced ‘Off The Wall’, ‘Thriller’ and ‘Bad’ or, as they’re commonly known, the last time Michael Jackson actually produced any decent music.
Have you heard You Are Not Alone? Jesus H. Crutches.
Talking to reputable news source, Playboy magazine, she said:
“Michael basically grew up with us, so I have a million memories of him. We were at each other’s house all the time. He was definitely a little bit of an alien, for sure, and when I was young, it felt as if he was my age, not 18 years older, but with just a little bit more pep.”
The older Rashida got, the way Michael behaved changed. Instead of looking lustily at her, he decided to reveal what a prankster he was. Apparently, Jackson loved to drive around, secretly squirting strangers with water pistols.
Well. You hope it was a water pistol.
She added:
“Later in my life, we’d go out on the town together. He always wore those surgical masks. Once, my sister, Michael, Emmanuel Lewis and I got in a car with Super Soakers and went by a movie theatre and supersoaked the hell out of people waiting in line. They had no idea they’d just been supersoaked by the King of Pop.”
What an unbearable wankshaft.
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