Here at hecklerspray, we’re generally less than thrilled when one of our colleagues has any success that we weren’t part of. In fact we hate them and wish them nothing but sorrow on a daily basis.
We generally despise anyone who seems to be doing well or progressing in their career because we’re entirely aware of how useless we really are and that the only difference between us and a 5 year old, is our ability to drink heavily and use spellcheck.
Are we bitter about this?
Of course.
However, someone who isn’t at all bitter about the fact his fellow McFly band member Dougie Poynter won ‘I’m a Celebrity’ this year, is Danny Jones, who celebrated on Twitter by showing everyone what he looks like underneath his clothes, much to the delight of the female hecklerspray staff who haven’t seen naked flesh in over a decade.
Possibly responsible for Dougie’s win, Danny tweeted:
‘Ok I’ll go even better!! If Dougie wins I’m a celeb I will tweet a naked picture :)
Funnily enough, Dougie won.
So as promised, Danny exposed his body to the world, hiding his penis in a cup which he’ll no doubt autograph in blood and we’ll bid for on eBay.
SO WHERE IS THE DAMN PICTURE?? you whimper…..well you can see it below if you like that sort of thing.
Just remember. God is watching.