Mariah Carey, who has been talking about her fucking babies non-stop for the past 4 months like anyone gives two hoots about her future pampered disappointments, has claimed that she has a newfound respect for mothers of the world.
Are we to assume she used to hate all mothers? It’s probably sensible to do so because she clearly hated anyone who wasn’t her for a big chunk of her life (and a bit of a suicide moment suggests she even hated Mariah Carey for a while). Although, she didn’t hate Gadaffi enough to not play a show for his family.
Anyway, she’s got some twins growing inside her and she won’t stop bloody talking about it.
The latest bit of dribbling, gooey brained babytalk from Mariah, who is under the impression that she’s the first human to ever be pregnant, has noted that she’s developed a lot respect for mothers since she got pregnant.
She said:
“I have so much respect for mothers everywhere, especially those who’ve had difficult pregnancies or given birth to multiples.
“We need to have Mother’s Day once a week!”
Oooh, you’d love that wouldn’t you, you monstrous sow. Of course, like every two-bit celebrity, she’s pointing at her stomach and shouting ‘PHOTOGRAPH THIS!’ as she predictably posed nude with her airbrushed bump exposed.
“I was feeling very vulnerable about taking pictures at all right now, but then I didn’t want to miss this opportunity to document this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
“My ultimate goal was to share this incredibly personal moment with my true fans.”
Get that ‘true fans’? You can stare at Mariah’s horribly extended stomach and fulfil her ultimate goal! Maybe, just maybe, she’ll set up a webcam so you can stare directly up her as the placenta flops from her torn, mangled flange too!
Hurray for celebrities! They really spoil us!
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