Paris Hilton is quite keen for us to explore her weird celebutante world. She’s encouraged us to watch her do work experience (as in, experience work for the first time) and she’s asked us to become her new best friend. She’s even allowed us to watch her having sex, which was kind of her.
However, what she isn’t so thrilled about is when we knock on her door to see if she’s coming out playing.
We know this because some bloke has been arrested for going knocking on her door. As well as some other weird stuff.
Yep, this unidentified man got his arse hauled to the copshop after he was arrested outside of Paris Hilton?s Los Angeles-area home on Tuesday.
Around lunchtime on Tuesday, a man on a bicycle was able to get past the security gates at the gated community where Paris lives, says Sgt. Mitzi Grasso of the LAPD. We can’t continue this article without noting how brilliant Sgt. Mitzi Grasso’s name is. Say it out loud. That’s fun isn’t it?
Anyway, The Unidentified Man (who we’ll never discover the name of because that’s the boring element of this story… unless of course, he’s about to do something really peculiar) casually rode his bike to Paris? front door and began banging on the door.
Presumably, Paris doesn’t have things like doorbells. She definitely doesn’t have nice knockers.
Thanks to banging furiously on wood, this alerted security guards on the property. Of course, they asked him kindly to go away, but this smart cookie refused.
The man was then arrested for (alleged) battery on the security guards. We’ve always found that it’s not a particularly good idea to try and fight security guards as they know ninja shit.
This incident marks the second time police have been called to Paris? home over an uninvited guest in the past two months.
Over summer, a simpleton was arrested and charged with attempted burglary after he was found outside Paris? home. Why a simpleton? What’s daft about trying to rob someone who has loads of expensive stuff? Well, according to police, the man had been banging on the starlet's windows while carrying two big knives.
Well done you.