Just when you thought the totally disturbing story of “Mama” June Shannon couldn’t get any worse, it does just that. For those of you that have been following either my posts or just the internet in general, the fucking mess of a matriarch from the hit reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo, has proven that she’s the world’s worst fucking mom by deciding to start rubbing on a dude who went to jail for 10 years for making her then 8-year-old daughter, Anna, blow him. I’m not even fucking kidding.
June’s been denying this shit, but there are photos of the two of them together, even one with him and her 9-year-old daughter and cash cow, Honey Boo Boo. Dude even has his hand on poor Honey Boo Boo’s back! Her oldest daughter (who her current bf molested back in the day) is now 20 and obviously fucking destroyed by all this is calling bullshit on her mom, but as it turns out, June Shannon has always had a thing for child molesters and criminals.
June has four kids from four different baby daddies: Anna, Jessica, Lauryn, and Alana (Honey Boo Boo). She is currently dating Mark McDaniel, a man who molested Anna, then 8, one time even in the presence of a then 3-year-old Lauryn (ew, I know). However, he’s not the only sex offender on June’s list of romantic conquests.
Her daughter Jessica’s father, Michael Ford, is currently in jail for the sexual exploitation of a child over the internet, so yep, he’s also on the sex offender registry.
Hold on a sec:
Sorry, just had to get that out before I could continue.
Anyway, aside from pedophiles, “Mama” June just loves criminals and shitty people in general. Her daughter Anna’s dad has been to jail for illegal gun possession and stealing cigarettes, she doesn’t actually know who Lauryn’s father is, and Honey Boo Boo’s dad, David “Sugar Bear” Thompson was arrested back in the 90’s for robbing a bunch of camp sites. So, I guess out of all of her exes Sugar Bear is the best, because while everyone else was touching kids or stealing smokes, he was basically just the Yogi Bear of criminals.
Word on the street is that Sugar Bear is going to try to get custody of Honey Boo Boo once he gets a place of his own, and I hope to God he does. In fact, he should just do it now, home or no home. Then Sugar Bear and Boo Boo can continue their life of robbing pic-a-nic baskets which is still an exponentially better life for a child than being around a fucking child molester.