Sometime within the next couple of years there's going to be a Steven Spielberg-produced Tintin movie. We're telling you this because – unless something goes harrowingly wrong – Steven Spielberg's Tintin movie almost certainly won't be anything like this.
There's plenty we could tell you about this Tintin video short, but we don't want to spoil if for you. So instead, we're just going to leave you a warning. Don't watch this Tintin video if:
- You're offended by swearwords
- You're in a room with people who are offended by swearwords
- You love Tintin so much that the idea of someone altering the original version makes you cry
- Bumrape Island gave you nightmares
- You don't understand Smoggie accents
- Watching ginger Smoggie lads saying "a-sneeze" doesn't really make you laugh.
Other than that, knock yourselves out.