There are a few facts?in this world that we can count on to be true.? The world is flat.? Trees make oxygen for us to breathe.? Grey’s Anatomy is still not nearly as good without George O’Malley.? And Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess who is irresponsible as hell.
Since her latest stint in rehab, Lohan has managed to stay relatively drama free.? No reports of her stealing things, or stumbling around drunk everywhere, instead her World Class Mother has been?acting a sloppy fool.? But it seems Lohan’s responsibility gene is still not dominant, and not even being given a shit ton of money for basically just hanging out is an easy enough job for Lindsay to do properly.
Lindsay was paid $50, 000 by Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut to co host a Halloween party with Floyd Mayweather Jr.? The job entailed just a few, simple requirements.? Dress up, show up on time, walk the carpet, take some photographs, say hi to fans, and hang out inside for a few hours.? Lohan managed to?dress up and hang out inside instead of being hunched over a toilet in the bathroom all evening.? So actually for Lindsay, she did pretty well.? For a normal, semi functioning adult, she messed up.
Lohan showed up almost 2 hours late, then proceeded to give a big ol eff you to the photographers and fans waiting for her on the red carpet, and snuck in through a back entrance.? Apparently Foxwoods is pissed off and want some of their money back.
Yea, Foxwoods can wait in line with all the other people in the world Lindsay has screwed over.? But really though, I don’t think they should ask for a cent returned to them.? When you hire Lindsay Lohan for work, no matter how easy, homegirl is not going to do it all.? Anyone with the ability to Google could easily bring up a bajillion other times Lohan has pulled the same stunts.
Lindsay has said on multiple occasions how much she want to get back to work, and how now that she is sober and healthy, that she is ready to bring her career back.? Bitch, if you can’t even manage to show up on time to a Halloween party in a second rate casino, how do you expect any Hollywood producer to risk hiring you for his movie?? “Why yes, let’s pay Lindsay Lohan a buttload of cash to star in our big budget film.? Why hire Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence when we have options like Lindsay? She is obviously mature enough now?to show up on time always, know her lines, stop spraying her skin orange..”
Of course, you also have to side eye Foxwoods anyway for their choice of not only Lohan, but of Mayweather.? Hiring a dude who uses his professional beat down fists on the ladies in life seems totally appropriate.? Was Chris Brown just busy or too expensive?
The combination of the two really did have the potential for just the epitome of hot mess, so maybe that is what the casino was hoping for.? Sadly for them I guess, the two did do a good job of actually hosting the party, which everyone was quick to point out after the fact.? But for real, what the hell is hard about hosting a Halloween party?? You stand there and maybe have to judge a costume contest?? “You win, one of the 100 guys to be a fox this year!”? Maybe dance to “Monster Mash” or “Thriller?”? Drink “blood” juice?? There is seriously about no effort involved in this gig.
After being seen hanging out with Miley Cyrus in a club until 5 am recently, there is really no surprise Lohan is getting back to her old tricks.? You don’t hang out MollyMiley and not expect to start fucking up.? Hopefully Lohan at least was able to keep a few dollars out of the paycheck, but I am sure it all went to pay her leeching mother’s lawyer’s fees, or her scumbag father’s fishnet shirt obsession.