Lindsay Lohan never really made the most convincing lesbian, largely because all her girlfriends looked like men.
But this? This is progress. If reports are to be believed, Lindsay Lohan has decided to give the old lesbianism another crack – and this time she’s reportedly shacked up with a 36-year-old photographer called Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri. It’s not completely straightforward, though. That’s partly because Lindsay Lohan has denied a relationship with Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri and partly because Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri says that she isn’t a lesbian. But, hey, everyone else has said that they’re lesbian lovers, so we probably should as well.
Not that it matters, of course. What matters is that Lindsay Lohan has found a stable companion, regardless of gender or sexuality, who’ll get her back on the straight and narrow. And what also matters is that, if Lindsay Lohan and Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri are lesbians, they should probably film it for the internet.
You know, maybe Lindsay Lohan would be a great addition to the TV show Cougar Town. Obviously it goes without saying that the show would have to be recalibrated to concern itself with actual cougars for that to ever happen, because that would most suit Lindsay’s oddly-coloured hair, bad temper and incomprehensible gravelly voice, but it might be worth a shot anyway.
After all, if you believe what you read, then you’ll know that Lindsay Lohan has a natural affinity for cougars. Because, if you believe what you read, you’ll know that she’s having it off with one of them – a 36-year-old photographer called Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri. But is she or isn’t she? Let’s weigh up the options…
First, the evidence that Lindsay Lohan is having it off with Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri. They’ve apparently become inseparable since meeting at a photo shoot last autumn, and Indrani’s professional partner Marcus Klinko told reporters that he’d seen them making out. And then there’s this quote from Indrani, given to the New York Post:
“We have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot.”
Now for the case against, which takes the form of a quote from Lindsay Lohan, given to UsMagazine:
“No, no, no… In NO way am I dating her.”
Oh, who to believe? Lindsay Lohan’s outright denial or Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri’s carefully-worded insinuation? Whatever the truth, we really do hope that Lindsay Lohan and Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri are an item. After all, Indrani would be getting what every woman on the planet wants – six months of semi-fame based on being photographed with a glum look on her face every time Lindsay Lohan falls out of a nightclub, and then a full year of bitterly public insult-trading on Twitter. She’d be living the dream. Living the dream, we say.
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