Lindsay Lohan hires $2500 per day sobriety coach. We presume this is either a publicity ploy or best money she ever spent.
We’ll preface this story by saying:
a) the source is Daily Fail so take it with a pinch of salt (or rather there is a chance Daily Fail pinched this story from somewhere else and conveniently forgot to credit the original source. As they are prone to do).
b) it’s Lindsay Lohan so take it with a pinch of salt.
We don’t like Lindsay Lohan. Like, at all. We think she is an asshole. Before anyone tries to dissuade us – just stop. It won’t work. And please – do not mention Parent Trap or Mean Girls as an argument she was a good actress once. That won’t work either.
But after all the Lohan shenanigans and crap she pulled over the years, this bit of news, if true that is, might mean some oxygen is finally reaching her brain. Also it might be the best money she has spent. Ever.
Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on Tuesday as she wandered around Manhattan in black shorts and a slightly see through vest*, suggested that she’s doing really rather well.
And that might be in part thanks to her companion – a $2,500 a day ‘sober companion.’
Clearly keen to overcome her demons, Lindsay, 27, has hired the coach to help her stay on track and steer her away from temptation.
Source: Daily Mail
Yes, for all of us mere mortals, $2500 per day for ANYTHING is shit loads of money (we don’t really know what would be the going daily rate for a sober companion, but this does seem a bit steep). Also – millions of people are dealing with addiction issues on their own or with limited support system and managing just fine. Kudos to them, we say. Truly.
But since this is special snowflake Lohan…
If this is coming out Lindsay’s pocket, we just might be inclined to believe she is taking the sobriety stuff seriously. Yeah, we didn’t think we’d see the day.
And if all of this is indeed true – for once we refuse to shit on her. Who knows, maybe one of these days she might realize that *SHOCK HORROR* Birkins are not be all, end all.
*Just as a side-note – love (LOVE) how they had to throw in what she was wearing. Because it’s Daily Fail after all.