Lindsay Lohan may want to walk away from trouble, but the fact is, trouble isn’t prepared to let her go. Trouble, in this instance, is like a jealous ex who won’t let her get on with her life because he knows that LiLo is super fun when she’s evading the law and falling flat on her face, hammered on cheap cocktails.
And so, after a really boring house-imprisonment, it looked like Lohan was going to start working on films again and giving us leeches absolutely nothing to write about.
AND THEN! PRAISE BE! Remember that woman who said LiLo smacked her upside her head in rehab? She’s back. And she’s back with a million dollar lawsuit!
The star of (the very underrated) Mean Girls was accused of lamping Dawn Holland during her time at the Betty Ford clinic in California, where she was not only serving three months of judge-ordered treatment, but apparently sloping off and getting drunk as a bag of alcoholics with chums.
We like it when she pointlessly rebels against things. That’s what famous people are supposed to do.
Holland claimed that Lohan attacked her, but alas, got the sack for blabbing about what went on behind closed doors. It’s not exactly cricket to talk about the things that go on in a rehab (but we’re eternally grateful that she did).
Holland took her complaint to police, only to later dropped the claims. This is because everyone mouthed ‘bullshit’ at her and someone, somewhere said ‘let us go and get the CCTV tapes shall we?’
However, the rehabber realised that even a slim chance of pinning something on LiLo would likely result in a rather large amount of money making its way to her presumably beleaguered bank account, and as such, has now kicked off a brand new lawsuit.
She’s alleging that Linds was violent towards her when she tried to jam a breathalyzer test in the actresses gob, which resulted in the very sexy sounding event of “twisting and pulling it for 8-10 seconds”.
Out of court settlement anyone?
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