Lindsay Lohan has, once again, been troubling the media outlets with her presence again. Basically, she’s not being fulfilling her court-order and dodging her community service. At the same time, she’s been spotted with little stumpy teeth.
That’s right. All her pegs are falling out of her mouth and it’s kinda funny.
Even funnier is that she’s probably going to be sent by a judge to a place filled with dead-bodies. Will people be able to tell her apart from the rotting cadavers, leaving her being slammed into one of those refrigerated filing cabinets with a note on her toe? We can only hope.
Lohan’s got yet-to-be-completed work at the Los Angeles County Department of Coroner. That may sound duller than ditch water, but it’s an exciting three-building complex that houses more corpses than Charlie Manson’s daydreams.
It really is a wonderful place. You should visit.
While she’s there, Lohan will have to do a bunch of lousy activities. A spokesman for the cadaver factory says:
“The people who come here to perform community service are generally engaged in custodial or janitorial duties.”
“They also do some other tasks, such as laundry…essentially, emptying trash cans, mopping floors, cleaning bathrooms, restocking bathrooms, basic custodial stuff.”
Surrounded by dead bodies! HURRAY! And we can only imagine what you’d find in a trashcan that is held in corpse central.
Just imagine emptying a bin full of rotten fingers. JUST PICTURE THAT. Enjoying your lunch?
She may also have to prepare the plastic sheets they wrap up the bodies in. Ain’t that grand?
Don’t worry too much for LiLo. She’s amazingly reckless and wealthy so she’ll get over it. If she doesn’t, she’ll hit the sauce again and end up on these very pages after she’s got in loads of trouble with everyone.
It really is win-win.
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