So, for a couple of months now, people have been speculating (myself included) that Leonardo Dicaprio and Rihanna have been grinding all up on each other. Up until now we’ve had basically no legit evidence that any of this shit was true, however, the TMZ God’s have finally smiled upon?us and we NOW have proof that Leo and Rihanna…have attended the same party and have stood in the vicinity of each other.
The above pictures are allegedly from Rihanna’s 27th birthday party which Leo allegedly planned for her. I keep saying allegedly because how the fuck would I know? I don’t see Rihanna blowing out any candles and I didn’t see Leo hand pick the invitations and pi?ata, so how should I know if?that’s what’s really going on? I’m not Miss Cleo.
Anyway, TMZ is claiming this pic is proof the two are totally fucking and that Rihanna is way more into the relationship than Leo is. Even though they know they’re mostly just fuck buddies, Riri is starting to get mad clingy, and Leo likes his ladies?like I like basically every other human on the planet: backing the fuck up and minding their own business unless I say otherwise.
I don’t know how much I buy TMZ’s claims that Rihanna is getting clingy with Leo, unless she thinks he’s hiding some really good weed in his beard or under one of those stupid fucking newsboy caps he’s been wearing?lately.
I get the impression that Rihanna doesn’t give too much of a fuck about most things and that, if they are fucking, they’re both in it for the same shallow ass reasons: Leo?wants to fuck gorgeous, tall, thin women, and Rihanna, like every?woman born in the 1980s, wants to fuck?Romeo from Romeo+Juliet while listening to “My Heart Will Go On”.?Mystery solved.