Everybody look out, because Lamar Odom is probably going to be hitting the crack rock again soon once he finds out that his wife forever (because he doesn’t know what divorce is) is rubbing all up on weird looking rapper, French Montana. We can only hope this leads to another drugged out Lamar rap video.
Rumors have been swirling for a while now that Khloe has had something sexy going on with Pitbull’s creepy cousin (1: they aren’t really related, and 2: if Pitbull is your cousin and people are calling YOU creepy, then you must seem real sleazy) for a while now, but after her recent walk of shame, things seem pretty confirmed.
Khloe was caught by the paps (I can’t write that word without thinking of “pap smear”, so I guess it’s good that I use that word so much in here because I’m due for one and could use the constant reminder) leaving the rapper’s house Friday morning after they were out celebrating a birthday party the night before.
Khloe allegedly parked her car in his garage to keep the whole thing on the DL because apparently she’s nervous about how Lamar will react once he finds out she’s moved on (cue the drunken YouTube video of Lamar Odom singing Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend”).
Girl, Lamar cheated on you with a ton of other bitches and then rapped about it, if you wanna grind all up on a guy who is most famous for rapping on a song with Miley Cyrus then you go and get down with your bad self and pay him no attention.
Also, I love how other gossip sites are referring to Khloe leaving French’s house as a “walk of shame”. She left the guy she’s allegedly been seeings house in a fresh change of clothes in her expensive ass car. That’s not a fucking walk of shame. Talk to me when you’ve LITERALLY walked four hours across Montreal (after not even having sex!), covered in your own urine and stomach bile, and stopping for breakfast TWICE (one time being pizza).
Even though I think French Montana is creepy and sleazy looking, I’m always rooting for Khloe Kardashian and I hope this guy treats her well. Rooting for a Kardashian…what has my life come to?