I don’t know how to break this to you guys, but it seems like the most elegant and genuine romance of our time might have finally come to an end. Of course, I could only be talking about Kylie Jenner 2.0 and Yurtle the Turtle’s reject youngest son, Tyga.
I know they’ve broken up like a million times in the past, but this time it’s probably real because Kylie is already allegedly humping on another no name rapper and Tyga has himself a new Instagram model girlfriend. I guess they both have their types.
Apparently the replacement Kylie and her now even less relevant boyfriend broke up weeks ago and are on bad terms and not speaking. Some are alleging Tyga cheated, which is the stupidest thing ever if he did because that fool got Kylie’s name tattooed on his arm AND she’s probably the most interesting thing about his fucking career. Homeboy went and fucked up his meal ticket.
What does he think? You can fuck a Kardashian/Jenner for a little bit, do a few episodes of the show, then break up and remain significant? Bitch, you ain’t Scott Disick. He’s been with those hoes since day one, you don’t know the secrets he knows so you’re not being kept on the payroll, fool.
That being said, Tyga is allegedly trying to leak one of his and Kylie’s sex tapes, which is super classy. This guy is so dumb he’s probably trying to leak a tape they made BEFORE her 18th birthday and he’s just going to end up getting his ass arrested for statutory rape and trying to solicit child porn.
While, I’m sure this is all a shitty situation for Kylie Kenner, is it bad that all I can think about is that Blac Chyna meme that says: When Kylie and Tyga break up and you pregnant and engaged for nothing. Because seriously, that’s a thing.