Well it only took about 6 months for Kim Kardashian to finally come out of hiding and drop most of her clothing.
It’s like she was scared people were going to somehow forget that it’s her massive ass, not any actual talent, that is the reason for her success. So of course, putting up a half naked picture on Instagram was the next logical move. Don’t worry Kim. Everyone still knows the only skill you possess is fucking for fame.
With so much attention being give lately to other members of the Kardashian train wreck, Kim had to do something to garner some positive attention her way. Now, one would think doing something to show she was a good mother, or charitable, or humble, anything like that would be the way to go about that. But that’s just too logical and not nearly famewhore-y enough for a Kardashian!
Instead, Kim decided to Instagram a selfie while wearing some white one piece bathing suit thing that was being eaten by her asshole. She really wanted to show off to the world that she has lost most of her baby weight, like it’s some great accomplishment. Which you know it is, if you are a regular person who works 40+ hours a week, then has to come home, take care of their family and home, and can’t afford a personal trainer at their disposal.
But when you have a plastic surgeon on speed dial right after the E! Network, and you can pay some trick to basically be your own personal Jillian Michaels, it is not nearly as impressive.
Kim’s ass definitely looks like it had a date with a shit ton of Botox needles, but thanks to some serious side boobage we can see that she hasn’t had work done on her saggy tits lately. This sign of total narcissism reminds everyone though how hypocritical Kim K is. Girl has gone on record numerous times saying she wants to be taken more seriously as a (__insert hobby of the moment__), and she wants to be known for more than her body. But then she puts up shit like this and wonders why so much shade is thrown her way.
This whole thing takes a HILARIOUS turn though when Mr. Kardashian himself, Kanye West, decided to retweet the picture.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) October 17, 2013
Yea, okay Kanye. If you’re really rushing home that quickly, it’s more likely to yell at Kim for not wearing the leather jogging pants you insisted on than to do anything sexual with her. But good job actively participating in the bearding game! Nice to see you know how to play.
Oh, but don’t forget everyone out there- These two may put up half naked pictures, and post totally TMI statuses, but don’t you dare pry into their private lives! Just because they sell their sex tapes for cash, star in a reality show, bare their shit constantly for a camera, and probably cream themselves every time a Google alert pops up about them- none of that gives anyone the right to intrude. It’s called boundaries people, geez.