Chav icon and?astonishing?dimwit Kerry Katona,?has been bothering the police after receiving phone calls from a suspected stalker who has obviously reached a low point in their life, given that they could have shown interest in ANYONE ELSE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET!
It seems an American woman,?believed?to be called Stella, has been ringing Katona ‘non-stop for weeks’ and recently contacted the reality star’s manager Max Clifford, claiming to have watched her getting changed at her Surrey mansion.
Yes. Really.
Speaking to the Sunday Mirror, Katona strung some words together:
“I was getting dressed and there was a phone call to Max’s company from this lady saying she’d been watching me getting changed.”
“The thing was I had been naked and putting my clothes on minutes before.”
Brrr.
“So I panicked and called the police. But this woman has been annoying us all for weeks now. At the end of the day I’ve got four kids, live in a big house and have to take this sort of thing seriously.”
But Kerry, YOU HAVE BEEN ANNOYING US ALL FOR YEARS AND WE HAVEN’T TAKEN YOU SERIOUSLY ENOUGH TO CALL THE POLICE!
Yet. There’s still time readers.
Clifford described the situation as ‘very sad for the lady’ and ‘very scary for Kerry,’ before laughing and riding off into the distance on his diamond horse.
Katona was previously stalked in 2009, when a fan began?turning up at her Cheshire mansion after they became Facebook friends. The fan received a warning to stay away from Katona, proving that your friends on Facebook actually hate you and you mean nothing to them.
Kerry said this was the first time she had felt scared about a stalker but is refusing to let it get her down saying:
‘I’m finally getting my life back on track and nothing is going to stand in my way.’
Bother.