Nobody likes being the loner at a party who awkwardly shuffle around groups of people before realising that, after two hours, the hat-stand is more popular than them. Trust us, we've been there and tried everything from buying everybody drinks and bribing with deliciously greasy takeaways as a means of becoming popular.
Sadly, we're still friendless and live in a bedsit above a brothel.
Sadly, Kerry Katona is the loner equivalent in the ?celebrity? world where she waddles around from pillar to post, desperately seeking out fame, friends and magazine exposure.
Originally, she gained notoriety in 1999 with the ropey pop trio Atomic Kitten and left in 2001. That's an entire decade of her hanging around and gnawing away on the general public as she attempts to forge something for herself.
Normally when we label someone ?desperate?, we get all sorts of people telling us we're failures at life.
However, it's safe to say that Kerry Katona is a glorified fame whore who?ll go to any extent to not only be in the limelight but to promote any product, despite how stupid it is.
Once again Katona is living on former glories and loves to remind us that she was the best at shoving kangaroo cock in to her mouth when she won I’m A Celebrity. Other reality TV beckoned but sadly failed with Katona attempting to bag a place on Celebrity Big Brother, only being thwarted by doctors telling her she was a little bit mental.
In between all of the above, MTV viewers have been treated to Kerry Katona shrieking around her house in a fly-on-the-wall programme.
This did little to shift public perception of her as the show’s content mainly focused on her spending more money than she had on pointless tat, shouting at her ex husband and generally complaining about being fat whilst knocking back multiple meals. At the same time.
Add to this, the lovely time when Kerry got busted by the News of the World in a non phone hacking scandal to show her ALLEGEDLY tooting cocaine at home and you’ve got a situation so dire that she even got dropped by Iceland to flog their range of rancid food.
She now needs some way of butting in to our lives. And what better way with another reality show? Step forward Dancing On Ice which is pretty similar to Strictly Come Dancing, but performed on frozen water. Digital Spy reports Kerry Katona harping on to the squawking panel that is Loose Women:
“I think you can hear me before you see me – you can hear me laughing because I’m really loud. But as soon as the live show comes on I get very nervous and go really quiet,” she said. “I really want to be liked again. The public for me are my family.”
So that means we're like family to Kerry Katona? Well, we like to dish out advice like a good family member should. And the advice is this:
Go away.
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