The Kardashian/Jenner sisters have always seemed mega close. Those five are always together, Instagramming themselves together or Instagramming at each other and whatever. So, when Kendall Jenner celebrated her 19th birthday on Monday I figured it would be a big ass family affair. However, when People magazine asked Khloe Kardashian about Kendall’s big birthday plans, Khloe revealed that one sister had been left off the party list: Kim.
To be fair, I can’t say I’m surprised Kendall avoided inviting Kim to her birthday party. I mean, Kim has gotten super fucking boring and would probably a) make the party all about her, and?b) only attend if all the champagne served had been poured from Ricardo Tisci’s asshole. However, at the end of the day, Kim (of course) showed up uninvited, but that was far from the only unusual thing about Kendall’s bday?festivities.
When People magazine asked Khloe if all the sisters were getting together for Kendall’s birthday, she confirmed there would be a get together, but laughed that Kim had been snubbed:
I asked Kim “Oh, are you coming tonight?” and she was like, “I didn’t know Kendall was doing anything!”
Like I said, I can’t really blame Kendall for “forgetting” to invite Kim. Bitch has gotten super bland since she got together with Kanye. She’s got from red hot hoochie to plain Greek yogurt over the past few years. “Fifty Shades of Grey” isn’t just a terribly written erotic novel, it’s also the story of Kim Kardashian’s personality from 2012 onwards.
However, of course Kim showed up to the party anyway, and of course she Instagrammed a whole bunch, and of course she didn’t take a single pic with that forgetful bitch, Kendall, and of course she wore a neutral color, and of course her and Kanye didn’t smile, and OF COURSE she pulled some shit to get a bunch of attention. Bitch showed up with NO EYEBROWS!
Kim K was like: “That bitch, Kendall, didn’t invite me to her birthday party, so I’ll show up anyway AND I’ll show up with bleached eyebrows so people will be like ‘OMG Kim! Look at you! So edgy!’ THAT’S what I’ll fuckin’ do! That’ll show her! Kanye, grab your fave gray sweater and pass me a neutral toned top!” 100% what happened.
Aside from Kim’s?eyebrow fuckery,?a couple of other odd things happened during Kendall’s?birthday celebrations.
For one, we all know that Kendall and Selena Gomez’s once tight friendship came crashing down thanks to Kendall’s close relationship with Justin Bieber…well…that and the fact that Kendall’s younger sister, Kylie, allegedly sent Biebs some nudey pics even though she too was supposed to be BFF with Selena. However, the night before Kendall’s actual birthday party, supermodel, and friend of both Kendall and Selena, Cara Delevingne, posted this video on her Instagram:
Yep, that’s Selena, who up until super recently was a Kendall hater, but now, along with Cara, she’s singing Happy Birthday to the oldest Jenner sister then engaging in a big old pretty girl group hug. WHAT THE FUCK, RIGHT?!
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Remember when Khloe Kardashian was dating French Montana, but then they broke up? Well, guess who was at Kendall’s birthday party the other night and was allegedly grinding with Khloe most of the night?
That’s right! French Montana! (Kylie’s alleged bf, Tyga, was also there). Yep, Kendall’s 19th birthday party sure did raise a lot of questions: why didn’t she invite Kim? Why are her and Selena friends again? Are French and Khloe back together? Is a grown man with a two-year-old fucking Beverly Hills Lolita, Kylie Jenner?
WILL I EVER KNOW?!