Normally, the core of Taylor Swift drama has to do with guys, and which one Swift is “in love” with this week, or?freakishly?stalking.? But now,?Taylor has switched it up and is having?some girl centric issues.
In a new interview, Taylor talks about a famous celebrity that doubles as a real life Regina George, and it has everyone speculating on who it could be.? Except it’s getting pretty damn obvious who that person is, and her name rhymes with Daty Merry.
So, in this new Rolling Stone interview, Taylor Swift does a lot of the normal bullshitting you expect from her.?? You know, all her little jokes about how adorably clumsy she is, really trying to make us all understand how down to earth and normal she is.? Blah blah, boring blah.? Nothing new there.? But then shit gets good when Swift starts to talk about her very own mean girl that she has in her life.
“For years, I was never sure if we were friends or not. She would come up to me at awards shows and say something and walk away, and I would think, ?Are we friends, or did she just give me the harshest insult of my life? [Then last year] she did something so horrible. I was like, ?Oh, we're just straight-up enemies.? And it wasn?t even about a guy! It had to do with business. She basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. She tried to hire a bunch of people out from under me. And I'm surprisingly non-confrontational ??you would not believe how much I hate conflict. So now I have to avoid her. It's awkward, and I don't like it.?
Right away, everyone started trying to figure out who she was passively talking shit about.? Carrie Underwood’s name came up for a minute, but the name that really kept getting mentioned was Katy Perry.
Within a few days of the interview going public, Katy basically confirmed that she is the Regina George to Swift’s less hot Cady Heron by posting this on Twitter.
Watch out for the Regina George in sheep's clothing…
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) September 9, 2014
Please.? Taylor Swift wishes she could be Regina George’s pink shirt.? But the bigger point of this Tweet is that Perry let the world know she was not going to sit back quietly and allow Swift to become the Queen of Passive Aggressiva.
Now, more details are emerging as to what caused this feud.? Apparently, it all began over a guy, because what girl fight doesn’t when you’re in your 20s.? But the pathetic part is that the guy at the center of it is John Mayer.? John Douchebag Mayer.? Back when Taylor was just barely legal, she dated John for a bit.? He dumped her, after allegedly using her (which Swift would have known was his MO if she did a little Google search), Taylor wrote a song about him which hurt Mayer’s feelings, and that seemed to be the end of their connection.? But when Mayer started dating Katy in 2012, for some reason Perry supposedly started talking shit about Swift.? Number one way to prove that you are TOTALLY secure in your relationship is to smack talk your significant other’s ex. Yup.
But that wasn’t the major bombshell in their once existent friendship.? Shit hit the fan when a few years ago, a couple of Katy’s backup dancers went to work for Taylor after Perry’s tour ended.?Now according to some sources, the dancers made it perfectly clear they couldn’t promise they’d be around to finish Swift’s tour, and that they wanted a 30 day out clause in their contract that allows them to leave if Perry goes back on tour.? Because a bitch likes making money and shooting whip cream out of titties, that of course happened, and the dancers left Swift’s tour early.
If there is one characteristic about Taylor Swift that I think is pretty obvious, it’s that this broad has attachment issues.? And by issues I mean creepy, SWF, boiled bunny on your stovetop, stage one clinger attachment issues. So when the dancers left, of course Swift lost her ever loving shit. And that was the final straw for Swift, who now has added Katy to a very important, and very?long, list of people who she has written a song about.? The song is called?Bad Blood and I am seriously hoping for a video dressed by Party City, featuring “Friday Night Girl” and “Candy Land Whip Cream Bra Lady.”