Kate Moss has spent the last 142 days keeping well away from Britain, in case the rozzers nicked her for apparently hoovering up a bunch of drugs on the front of a newspaper.
But she needn’t have bothered, because it looks like the police didn’t want to lock Kate Moss up and throw away the key forever after all – they just wanted to have a little chat and then send her on her merry way. Which is great news – Kate wouldn’t have been able to do any more of those excruciating pretend lesbian pole-dances with Lindsay Lohan if she’d have been thrown in the slammer, would she?
Kate Moss (Books) has been trying hard to stay out of Britain since
September, when a dirty great picture of what looked like her snorting
up a big pile of drugs in a recording studio was slapped on the front
of a newspaper. She hasn’t exactly been cowering away in a corner, though.
During that time away, Kate Moss has shouted at a bunch of South African photographers, cut off some of her hair and given it to her frighteningly short-term boyfriend, decided to write a book about herself and did a bit of a lezzy jig with Lindsay Lohan in New York.
So Kate Moss had probably knackered herself out so much that she
didn’t have any choice but to succumb to the Metropolitan Police’s
demands to return to Britain for questioning over her apparent drug
use. But, according to reports, Kate and the police just had a lovely
little natter and Kate was let off without any punishment whatsoever,
not even a caution. Well, we say natter, but according to This Is
London:
Sources close to the investigation revealed that, acting on legal
advice, she simply refused to say anything beyond confirming her name
and address and handing over a short written statement.
Not
that Kate Moss was any more chatty when she let the station – reporters
who tried to get Kate to blab her side of the story over the intercom
at her Cotswolds mansion were met with a brusque:
"No comment."
Looks
like we’ll all have to wait for her book, then. Luckily, at
spokesperson for Kate Moss’ modelling agency managed to actually string
a full sentence together:
"Kate Moss voluntarily reported to the police
today to assist their investigation as she has always said she would
when she returned to this country."
So that’s the end of the story. Or it isn’t. We’re passed caring, to be honest.
Read more:
Moss ‘To Escape Punishment’ – This Is London
[story by Stuart Heritage]