Of course Kim couldn’t be the only Kardashian getting all the attention right now, that simply now how this fame whore family works.?? So to capture a little bit of spotlight for herself, Khloe Kardashian decided to post some inflammatory shit to Instagram.? Then to prove that in-laws are contracted by law to live for publicity?too, Scott Disick also jumped in on the controversy.
Now all we need is for Kourtney to announce she is pregnant again, and for the elusive pudgy unicorn known as Rob to be photographed looking hot again.? Then Mama Kris will truly have the best orgasmic day of her life. Sorry, Bruce.
So yesterday Kim Kardashian decided to take off her waist trainer, jump in a bath of baby oil, and show the world that multiple plastic surgeries and one baby later, she was still as hot as her sex tape days.? As Khloe sat in her home, popping a bunch of QuickTrim while chowing down on Dunkin Donut’s new croissant donut (side note- that shit is nowhere near the amazingness that is an actual Cronut.? Don’t?waste your $2.25), she probably got sick of her Google Alerts going off nonstop for her sister when she only had like?3 beeps all week.? Instead of wallowing in self pity, a la Rob, Khloe took matters into her own hands to steal a bit of the spotlight back from her whore sister.
Khloe decided to take a meme that has been travelling the interwebs for quite a while, and repost it.? Of course, of all the self deprecating humor memes she could have chosen, Khloe decided to go with one of the more questionably racist ones.
Now, even though the meme reeks of truth and hilarity, it also reeks of terrible Photoshop and I guess inappropriate racism.?? So a bunch of people with their panties in a bunch lost their shit, called Khloe out for being such an insensitive twat, and Khloe ended up bowing to pressure and deleted the picture.? Of course, we all know how the Internet works, so all Khloe really needed was for the picture to be up for about 30 seconds so that about 5,629 of her?followers could screen cap it, and then it would live on in infamy and celebrity blogs. ? Bitch ain’t dumb.? She was raised by Kris, fame whoring is second nature to her.
Scott Disick, by far my favorite Kardashian,?decided to earn a few more funny points in my book and reposted the picture.? Except he made it even funnier by adding “And a Jew” as the caption.? So, does that make it acceptable now since he *is* a minority member?? I bet Scott thinks so.
He really has become both the greatest and douchiest member of the Kardashian Klan.
All hail, the Lord.